The haters are gonna hate me for this one, but I’m not afraid to admit that I have a bit of a crush on John and Edward. Someone must have informed my subconsciousness about this because I had the funniest little dream involving the two last night.

I dreamt I was wondering through Lavery’s in Belfast, when I saw the twins looking my way. John approached me, all confident and oozing manliness, and handed me his phone number! Odd. Then Edward followed soon after, doing as his brother did but with a little more modesty. Then, for no reason, I -attacked- the poor boy! I woke up after yanking out some of his hair, but it’s strange because I like Edward more than I do his brother …or maybe it’s John who I prefer? I’m not sure, I can never tell.